Funniest tip to date...

Until tonight I thought I had received my weirdest/funniest tip from my brother,

which included 75c and a small tin of flavoured tuna.

Well...

Sorry bro, but you have definitely been beaten!

Tonight I received the following from a customer, who may or may not have been: 

a) drunk

b) stoned

c) both

Included was a burnt "Basement Jack's" CD, 80c, a fake moustache, some pickled ginger, wasabi, a scratchie with $2 winning on it and a lego cowboy! All in a Homer Simpson ziplock bag. 

I mean I've had some good monetary tips in my time, but this definitely tops the best tip to date!

I'm just surprised I didn't lose it laughing at him...though I nearly did!

Being a pizza delivery chick has definitely done wonders for my acting skills.